bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the kingdom has fallen

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the kingdom has fallen

steverogrs:

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

also

  • YOO HOO big summer blowout

emmaz0n:

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

and as I’m standing here holding your life in my stainless steel fingertips, you’re the only thing standing in between me and several helpings of delicious chicken fried prime rib. so i ask you: do you really need to see my ID?

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

alternate titles for Frozen

hairy-macboon:

  • Kristen Bell can sing and everyone is surprised
  • Jonathan Groff sings for 51 seconds wtf
  • Hans is a douche
  • Idina Menzel could sing the phone book and I would cry
  • [muffled sounds of Boss Ass Bitch playing in the distance]
  • I’m not crying you’re crying
  • Let’s see it again

officialunitedstates:

my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the great robot wars
  6. fight in the great robot wars
Anonymous said: ooo what college?!

Ithaca Collegeeee

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful

he must be contained before explosions

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck