teapayne: I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
*punches a wall in a fit of teen angst*
circumcisions: darrynek: circumcisions: ^^^THIS. IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
internetexplorers: ican-t-believe-i-actually: internetexplorers: look you lil bitch your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly son of a bitch
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
cchannette: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week. oh my god
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
the-yolocaust: clowis: the-yolocaust: i need like 40 more followers hell yeah what do you need them for were taking north korea by sundown
eponine-daae: hellodraco: do you ever cry because you’re here and not in Hogwarts Often.
In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your: Skype Name Email Address Facebook Instagram AIM/Google Chat Cell Number [Make sure we’re in the same country!] Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch.
jayskalo: i didnt choose the nancy drew life the nancy drew life chose me
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
wobbleinthehox: congratulations yahoo, you just spent $1,100,000,000 on history’s largest collection of porn addicted satanists
andrewhussiesbosom: I cant believe Denny’s just fucking bought tumblr
tavroctavio: THE SADDEST DEATH IN A MOVIE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
baconnnnnnn: this is catastrophic tumblr is the only source of porn on the internet how can yahoo do this!!!